May 16 2011
Beach Bum on Tybee–Get Your Squirt Guns Ready
Tybee Island’s Beach Bum parade will take place on Friday, May 20, 2011. In case you haven’t heard of it, the Parade is one big water fight–people on the floats devise contraptions to squirt those standing on the sidelines, and the sideline people fight back with their own contraptions. It is one big hoot!
The parade begins at the North Beach, commences down Meddin to Van Horne, out the East Ft. Screven gate, on down Butler and turning on Tybrisa. But don’t think you’ll get by with being just a spectator–YOU WILL GET WET, so you might as well get your gun and get ready to have fun!
Parade begins at 6:00 pm. A few rules: no squirting the Police (we’re not kidding here); no running out to the floats–roads will be slippery from all the water and if you fall under the wheels it could be bad; there’s no rule about this but we hope you don’t use ice water and definitely NO ICE CUBES. We want this to be a fun water fight, not a cold, rude one. Watch your drinking. Again, we don’t want any people hurt–alcohol should be used with caution. Take care of the kids; they’ll be tempted to run out, not realizing they could get run over–WATCH YOUR CHILDREN.
Help Tybee make this a safe and fun parade. The least bit of problems could cause it to be cancelled. Keep our parade safe.

